So a unicorn appeared in a charity shop last week. A red Kitchen Aid mixer, looking shiny and new.
I was overjoyed. I needed to have this in my life. It was going to be available to buy on Saturday 7th November, and I was determined to be there before opening to stake my claim. So Friday night rolled around, and my plan was to be at work then go home (around 4am) then just stay awake and walk down to my date with DESTINY. There was no price on it but it certainly would have been cheaper than buying brand new. It was my colour, my perfect and only.
And I did it. I went to work, finished and went home. I put on Judge Judy and waited til it was time. I was wide awake and excited. I popped onto tumblr to clear some inbox messages and then….
It was 10am. What? When did that happen? NOOOOO!!!!!
The shop opened at 9am and my Kitchen Aid was undoubtedly gone. I rushed along to confirm. Yup. I didn’t have the heart to ask how much it went for. Apparently my date with destiny was cancelled. I was stood up. Or I stood it up. I don’t know. All I knew was it was gone.
And that’s how Lime Crime got some small measure of revenge against me.